Modern Penitent Gifts

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

A confinement of convicts

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

GREENLAND

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

'It's for you.'

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

Delivery slots unavailable

'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

'It's cold, damp, and dark, but I can't complain--it's perfect for my clarets.'

'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Confessional Options

Five sins or less.

Whilst in prison Lionel found God.