Modern Penitent Prints

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

A confinement of convicts

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"You've got a dinner invitation."

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

GREENLAND

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

'It's for you.'

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

Delivery slots unavailable

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

'It's cold, damp, and dark, but I can't complain--it's perfect for my clarets.'

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Confessional Options

Five sins or less.

Whilst in prison Lionel found God.

"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."