Modern Pirate Prints

GREENLAND

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Music downloads

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"How many letters can you read?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Walking the Plank.

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'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Fishing for Litter

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'