Modern Pirate Gifts

GREENLAND

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

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'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

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Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"How many letters can you read?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Walking the Plank.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Fishing for Litter

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Finance piracy

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'