Toy Pirate Enthusiast Gifts

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Werewolves of London..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."