Toy Pirate Enthusiast Gifts

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"