Pirate Enthusiast Gifts

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

"Maybe we need a scarier flag."

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

"I was in a different place then."

"What about hiding it someplace further off-shore?"

'No sire, it's not a spelling mistake.'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

Pirate's Eye Chart.

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

"Too jolly?"

"They want us to set up a self-regulating body"

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

Pirate Athletics.

Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

'I'm going to hide this offshore, for tax purposes.'

Pilates of Penzance.

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

'I don't see a prospective employer having a problem with your physical disabilities...'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."