Pirate Enthusiast Gifts

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

"I was in a different place then."

"What about hiding it someplace further off-shore?"

'No sire, it's not a spelling mistake.'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Pirate Athletics.

"They want us to set up a self-regulating body"

Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.

'I'm going to hide this offshore, for tax purposes.'

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Pilates of Penzance.

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'

'I don't see a prospective employer having a problem with your physical disabilities...'

'I told you not to pick at it!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet