Pirate Admirer Gifts

"No, it's not a typo."

'Pizzas for eight.'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"Am I getting warmer?"

Old West Gunslinger Humor. What do you get when you cross an owl with a pirate's parrot? A bird that hoots from the ship!

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

''Up, up, and away!' -- big deal!'

Arr...Italian it be.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A little bird told me...

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Best project manager we ever had."