Pirate Admirer Gifts

"No, it's not a typo."

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"Am I getting warmer?"

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Arr...Italian it be.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.