Pirate Politics Admirer Gifts

Swedish Pirate Party.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'