Pirate Politics Admirer Gifts

Swedish Pirate Party.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Pirate

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

tRUMp, Pirate President

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'