Pirates Of Penzance Admirer Gifts

Pirate girl

"This place has the best happy hour."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'