Pirate Aficionados Gifts

'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'

Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'

'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

"Other pirates were unaware of Barnacle Jack's side hustle. Aarrr... will ye have one scoop or two?"

Famous Bedsides

Shiver me timbers

'The lad is the spittin' image of ye, Cap'n.'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Treasure Island Book.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."