Pirate Fans Gifts

Aye, the prisoner looks very nice - but that's not what I meant by 20 lashes.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Ears pierced

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

Pirate Dog

"While your resume is quite impressive, we don't currently have any plundering needs."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again