Modern Medicine Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for a modern medicine critic? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items that highlight their passion and critical thinking about healthcare. Perfect for anyone who loves to question, analyze, or simply enjoy a good laugh about contemporary medicine.

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"If you need anything just log on with your personal pin code to the hospitals intranet where you'll find instructions for accessing the site where you can notify staff of any requirements you may have."

"If you need anything just log on with your personal pin code to the hospitals intranet where you'll find instructions for accessing the site where you can notify staff of any requirements you may have."

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"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin." mockup

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

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'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.' mockup

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly." mockup

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

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Current location

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"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3." mockup

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

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'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

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'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?' mockup

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

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'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.' mockup

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

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'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.' mockup

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

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"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects." mockup

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

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"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com." mockup

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

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'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.' mockup

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

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"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning." mockup

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

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"Nurse, could you please click Ok?" mockup

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

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'Here's my DNA sequence.'

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'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.' mockup

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

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"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it." mockup

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

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Cost Of NHS Treatment - 'Honestly Mr Reade, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Cost Of NHS Treatment - 'Honestly Mr Reade, I can't find anything wrong with you.' mockup

Cost Of NHS Treatment - 'Honestly Mr Reade, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

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"Supersize me."

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"Great job everybody. Now let's close 'em up and bill 'em."

"Great job everybody. Now let's close 'em up and bill 'em." mockup

"Great job everybody. Now let's close 'em up and bill 'em."

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'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.'

'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.' mockup

'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.'

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"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!" mockup

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

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"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba." mockup

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

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'I will now demonstrate the laying on of hands - MINE not yours!'

'I will now demonstrate the laying on of hands - MINE not yours!' mockup

'I will now demonstrate the laying on of hands - MINE not yours!'

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Most common side effects...

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"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"All I got was this participation ribbon." mockup

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

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'Side effects'

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'You should consult my Doctor. You'll never live to regret it.'

'You should consult my Doctor. You'll never live to regret it.' mockup

'You should consult my Doctor. You'll never live to regret it.'

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The MEDICARE Shadow Knows...

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"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

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Leading GPs have called for schools to discriminate against women

Leading GPs have called for schools to discriminate against women mockup

Leading GPs have called for schools to discriminate against women

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Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches

Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches mockup

Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches

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Modern Medicine Critic Gifts Collection

Modern Medicine Critic Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs designed for modern medicine critics—witty, clever, and sure to start conversations over morning coffee.

Modern Medicine Critic Pillows

Bring humor and personality to any room with pillows crafted for modern medicine enthusiasts—soft, stylish, and conversation-ready.

Modern Medicine Critic Prints

Find the perfect print to reflect their healthcare insights—unique art that celebrates their passion for modern medicine.

Modern Medicine Critic T-Shirts

Looking for a statement piece? Our t-shirts for modern medicine critics combine humor and insight—great for daily wear or casual outings.