Medicine Modernist Gifts

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The Selfie

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'Let us pray...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Current location

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."