Medicine Modernist Mugs

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The Selfie

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let us pray...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Current location

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'