Misinterpretation Aficionado Gifts

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

Desert Island BBQ

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"My guess it's guacamole."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Houdini.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

The Hypnotato,

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

Houdini's Dog.

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Rabbits $5.

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Dog nail bed.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Houdini's first magic trick.

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Touch Gig