Mischievous Dog Champion Gifts

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"I'm training him."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Children playing in a library

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Watch for Children.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"Tree's up!"

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"