Mischievous Pet Trainer Gifts

"I'm training him."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Pavlov's Puppy

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Christmas Presents.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"What have you done?"

Dog Training For The Ninties

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Genius Parrot

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"Tree's up!"

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

Thoughtful Dog

Dogs at obedience school

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

Dog surfing the Net whilst his owners sleep.

"That's my grandfather chasing cars and biting mailmen. He lived life off-the-leash."