Mischievous Canine Trainer Gifts

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Pavlov's Puppy

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Good Dog!

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"I'm training him."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"This dog has wheels!"

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Dog Training For The Ninties

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"Tree's up!"

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I do so worry that there may be cruelty in their training.'

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

Dogs at obedience school

Thoughtful Dog

Lance, is it true you were the first one in the family to go to college? Yes. We're hoping you'll be the first one to go to obedience school.