Mischievous Dog Champion Pillows

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Meowlzebub

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I'm training him."

Misery lit...

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Children playing in a library

Law Books

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Watch for Children.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tree's up!"

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"