Misanthropy Aficionado Gifts

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Pizza at the Round Table

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

How to injury yourself as an adult

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Rusalka

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"Valhalla."

"I got the to eat from the tree of stupidity"

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"This cannoli is to die for."