Misanthropy Aficionado Pillows

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Zeus's Caddy

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I'm having my entrails read."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Pizza at the Round Table

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

How to injury yourself as an adult

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Rusalka

'Soup's off.'

'That's it. You're getting warmer. Ooh! Now, you're red hot!'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

"Valhalla."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"This cannoli is to die for."

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"I got the to eat from the tree of stupidity"