Misanthropy Lover Pillows

"People extra suck"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"Here it comes!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

"No. You can't move back in."

I HATE STUFF

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"I called shotgun."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

Antisocial distancing

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

'His bait got away.'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

'I'm a small builder.'

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

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