Misanthropy Lover Prints

"People extra suck"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"Here it comes!"

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

I HATE STUFF

"No. You can't move back in."

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"I called shotgun."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

Antisocial distancing

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

'His bait got away.'

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

'I'm a small builder.'

Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

Murder Academy Exam

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun