Misanthrope With Canine Preference Pillows

Add humor and canine love to their space with cozy pillows featuring clever, cartoon-style designs that resonate with their misanthropic yet canine-adoring side.

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Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in. mockup

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

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"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.' mockup

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

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"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog." mockup

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh." mockup

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

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"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how." mockup

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

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"Manager does not do tricks."

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"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else." mockup

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

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I HATE STUFF

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'No problem...'

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Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.' mockup

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

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'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.' mockup

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

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"Do those shoes taste funny to you?" mockup

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

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"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision." mockup

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

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Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.' mockup

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

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"Every night, I feel so used."

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'Misanthropology.'

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In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People mockup

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

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'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .' mockup

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

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"People extra suck"

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"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?" mockup

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

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"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?" mockup

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

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'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...' mockup

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

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'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.' mockup

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

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Astronaut steps in dog poop.

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"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting." mockup

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

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"The Annual Report looks good."

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"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them." mockup

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

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'Quite the little beggar, isn't he?' mockup

'Quite the little beggar, isn't he?'

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"Idiots who kill people for a stupid religion. Greedy morons who destroy the environment, crazy war mongers...you can keep your creation. It scares me to death, man!"

"Idiots who kill people for a stupid religion. Greedy morons who destroy the environment, crazy war mongers...you can keep your creation. It scares me to death, man!"

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