Misanthrope Club Member Gifts

Looking for a gift for your misanthrope club member? Our thoughtfully humorous products capture that charming disdain for social fuss. From mugs to tees, find the ideal way to make them smile while celebrating their love of solitary pursuits. Perfect for the independent spirit who enjoys humorous commentary on loneliness and disdain for crowds.

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"Harlow is unbiased politically. He hates the whole human race."

"Harlow is unbiased politically. He hates the whole human race." mockup

"Harlow is unbiased politically. He hates the whole human race."

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'What zip code are we in now?'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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Late again.

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I HATE STUFF

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"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else." mockup

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

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"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!" mockup

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

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"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..." mockup

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

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"I don't like hearing happy stories." mockup

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

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'Misanthropology.'

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In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People mockup

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

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Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in. mockup

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

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Liar's Club fish

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Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled. mockup

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

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"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

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'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .' mockup

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

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Antisocial distancing

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"People extra suck"

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"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?" mockup

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

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Top Hat

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Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people.

Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people. mockup

Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people.

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"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting." mockup

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

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'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!'

'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!' mockup

'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!'

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"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!" mockup

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

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Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?' mockup

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

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Procedure - A Fact.

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"Idiots who kill people for a stupid religion. Greedy morons who destroy the environment, crazy war mongers...you can keep your creation. It scares me to death, man!"

"Idiots who kill people for a stupid religion. Greedy morons who destroy the environment, crazy war mongers...you can keep your creation. It scares me to death, man!"

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Bad sport cards

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Misanthrope Club Member Gifts Collection

Misanthrope Club Member Mugs

Discover mugs that humorously capture the misanthrope's spirit—perfect for quiet mornings and solo coffee moments.

Misanthrope Club Member Pillows

Explore pillows that add humor and personality to any misanthrope's personal space—comfort and wit in one package.

Misanthrope Club Member Prints

Check out prints that celebrate solitude with a humorous twist—great for decorating a space that’s all about peaceful privacy.

Misanthrope Club Member T-Shirts

Browse our T-shirts that humorously celebrate introversion and misanthropy—ideal for making a statement without saying a word.