Misanthropes Gifts

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

I HATE STUFF

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Meals on Wheels

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'His bait got away.'

Antisocial distancing

"People extra suck"

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

A golfer with broken club looks at divot with ball on it.

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

"Idiots who kill people for a stupid religion. Greedy morons who destroy the environment, crazy war mongers...you can keep your creation. It scares me to death, man!"

Me vs everybody else

Bad sport cards

'Bad dog! I said get off his leg, not get off on his leg!'

"Harlow is unbiased politically. He hates the whole human race."