Misanthropy Appreciator Gifts

Bad sport cards

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Big business is not evil

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"Are you binge watching again?"

I HATE STUFF

"Have you got it in beige?"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

I love myself.

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

'Hey, Mister! Stop bawling at me!'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Antisocial distancing

The End.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"People extra suck"

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

"Narcissus! That's a pretty name."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

Together...

Misfortune Cookie

Sir Henry Wood.

"I know you and Magdalena don't get along too well...but it's great when she visits. She's so giving!"

'John thinks I'm part of the furniture.'