Mindful Parenting Gifts

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Thinking Gears

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The Map of the human brain

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Surfing the daily stress

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Fight or Flight

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

What else is there to wish for?

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

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