Mindful Parents Gifts

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"They think I don't have a clue."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'