Mindful Parenting Advocate Gifts

"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Is this who I am?"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Guru.

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

'Now there's a novel idea - babysitting your own children.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."