Positive Parenting Advocate Gifts

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The modern generation!

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Toilet Training

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"