Positive Parenting Advocate Prints

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The modern generation!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Toilet Training

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.