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"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Is this who I am?"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Guru.

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Modern Baby Mobiles

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

'Now there's a novel idea - babysitting your own children.'