Midlife Miracle Makers Gifts

Pram Design for the Older Mum.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"I'm here for the hair."

Rock and Roll

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

How Gary got his groove back.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Childbirth and Covid 19

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

"Give her a few minutes, she just realized she's reached the age when you get excited by things like air fryers."

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

'She's not 'pushing 40' - she's 'dragging' it!'

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

Middle Age: When you still believe you'll feel better in the morning!

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."