Mid-life Crisis Navigator Pillows

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Middle-Age Superheroes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Quick Spring Fling

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

Menopause and the City

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!