Mid-life Crisis Navigator Gifts

Celebrate the resilient spirit with our playful collection for the mid-life crisis navigator. Perfect for those navigating life’s twists and turns with humor and style. These gifts blend wit and heart, making them ideal for adding a spark of joy during life’s transitions. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, find the perfect humorous reminder that every stage is a new adventure.

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible." mockup

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

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He kept up his guitar practise... mockup

He kept up his guitar practise...

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"Your contents have shifted."

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Mister Mid-Life Crisis

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'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.' mockup

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

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"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works." mockup

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

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'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.' mockup

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!" mockup

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

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"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be." mockup

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?" mockup

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

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Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins. mockup

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

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The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

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'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!' mockup

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

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'I've used up all my eligibilities' mockup

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary." mockup

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

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Speedo Limit: 21 Years

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore." mockup

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

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"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?" mockup

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

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'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...' mockup

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

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"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone." mockup

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

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'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

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Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

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'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.' mockup

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald." mockup

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

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'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.' mockup

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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Mid-life Crisis Navigator Gifts Collection

Mid-life Crisis Navigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the mid-life crisis navigator’s morning coffee or tea—and start each day with a smile.

Mid-life Crisis Navigator Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add a humorous touch to any space—great for the mid-life navigator who loves a good laugh.

Mid-life Crisis Navigator Prints

Browse our witty prints to brighten up their home or office—celebrating the mid-life milestone with a dash of humor.

Mid-life Crisis Navigator T-Shirts

Check out our humorous T-shirts that capture the spirit of the mid-life journey—wear your humor proudly and turn heads.