Mid-life Crisis Adventurer Pillows

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Middle-Age Superheroes

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'