Mic Slayer Gifts

Rock On

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Medicine.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

David and Goliath

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'I think I can...'

'This will kill the spores.'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

Quarantine

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"Josephine, my man!"

'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

'I hate this bunker.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Sorry. I have no interest in being your gay best friend. Try human resources."