Mic Slayer Pillows

Rock On

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Medicine.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

David and Goliath

'I think I can...'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'This will kill the spores.'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

Quarantine

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"Josephine, my man!"

'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'I hate this bunker.'

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Sorry. I have no interest in being your gay best friend. Try human resources."