Menopause Maven Gifts

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

Cloud Menopause

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Arthur, I need my space."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Don't have a hot flush....

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Menopause and the City

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Who Wore It Best?

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'