Menopause Manager Gifts

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Menopause and the City

'It wasn't premeditated.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

Hot flashes

'It's my biological clock.'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

Father Christmas.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

Covid Masks

Internal Clock

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

Candle Menopause