Menopause Warrior Gifts

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

You really need to see a doctor about these hot flashes.

Practical Superheroes: The Hot Flash. Hot.

Hot flush!

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

Hot flashes

'Are you on HRT?'

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Manspreading in Art

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Shame about the ovaries..."

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."