Medication Meme Master Pillows

'This drug is guaranteed safe as long as you consistently forget to take it.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Providing Healthcare For All

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

Patient after an appendix operation