Medication Meme Collector Pillows

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Providing Healthcare For All

"OMG, LOL!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'Angiogram.'

Coma for twenty years

Drunken Dis-orderly

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"