Medication Meme Lover Pillows

'Could I get this in an 'easy to swallow' coating?'

"Remember, don't operate heavy equipment or farm machinery while on this medication."

"Before we call the doctor about this medicine, let's get a second opinion from another channel."

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Coma for twenty years

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

'You'll never live to regret it!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'