Medication Meme Collector Mugs

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Providing Healthcare For All

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

World Cup Fever

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Doctor consulting a textbook.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'Angiogram.'

Coma for twenty years

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

'You'll never live to regret it!'