Medication Meme Master Prints

'This drug is guaranteed safe as long as you consistently forget to take it.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Providing Healthcare For All

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Moo Out Loud

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

World Cup Fever

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Good?"

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."