Medical Professional Banter Appreciator Gifts

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"I stand corrected."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"You won’t need refills."

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.