Medical Humor Appreciator Gifts

'When I asked if she was critical I didn't mean verbally!'

Follow-Up

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'The only thing wrong with you is that you're holding up my golf game.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

Halitosis Unit.

'Now here, directly beneath the operating room, is our necropsy room.'

Elephant with human feet. Doctor says: 'It's humanitis.'

'Something for the weekend, sir?'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

'YOU again?'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"I'm not a drug lord or a drug czar! I'm a pharmacist!"

How are you responding to the tweetment?

'We've found that with pacemakers, old technology is often the best.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

Picture of my mother?

'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'

'A woman obstetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'Sometimes I get a little hypochondriacky.'

'Hey, if you want a great prostate exam, come to Suite 1200.'

'Mister Wilcox! Back in the little room! You haven't waited nervous and half naked the required 50 minutes for the doctor to see you.'

"The doctor has prescribed '#squiggle'."

"I'm the hospital's cardiologists. The tests are conclusive. You do wear your heart on your sleeve."

"I'm sorry but his body was overwhelmed by the hitch in his git-along, the spring in his step and that sparkle in his eye."

"So does the pain feel more like this.... aaaaiiiieeeeee?"

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

"It's butterflies. In your stomach. I think you're in love."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Is there a doctor in the house?'