Medical Malpractice Detective Gifts

Looking for a memorable gift for the medical malpractice detective? Celebrate their sharp eye and investigative skills with witty, insightful items that highlight their knack for uncovering truth and bringing justice. Perfect for licensing professionals, legal experts, or private investigators with a love for clever humor and creative flair. Show appreciation for their meticulous nature and detective spirit with a gift that's as thoughtful as it is amusing.

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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?" mockup

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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Disease Management

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure." mockup

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble." mockup

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

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'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.' mockup

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

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'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.' mockup

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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Covid Music

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Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies) mockup

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.' mockup

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

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Science and Coronavirus

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'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.' mockup

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

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Lyme Disease Research Lab

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AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya. mockup

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

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'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...' mockup

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

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'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!' mockup

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

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'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.' mockup

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

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R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment. mockup

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

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Flu Vaccine.

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'I had this two years ago.'

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New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

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"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?" mockup

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

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Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases mockup

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

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Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack. mockup

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

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CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!' mockup

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

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Criminal Germs

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'Brain surgery, right?'

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'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.' mockup

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

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'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?' mockup

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

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John Snow

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Ebola Clinic

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'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!' mockup

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

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Medical Malpractice Detective Gifts Collection

Medical Malpractice Detective Mugs

Explore our range of mugs tailored for the medical malpractice detective — ideal for coffee or tea while solving the next case.

Medical Malpractice Detective Pillows

Make their space cozy with pillows featuring fun, detective-themed designs that celebrate their investigative mind.

Medical Malpractice Detective Prints

Browse striking prints that honor their detective skills, adding character and humor to any room.

Medical Malpractice Detective T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts for detectives—perfect for casual days when wit and investigative spirit shine.